Senin, 15 April 2013

Rihanna - Stay (featuring Mikki Ekko)

All along it was a fever
A cold sweat hot-headed believer
I threw my hands in the air and said, "Show me something,"
He said, "If you dare come a little closer."
Round and around and around and around we go
Oh now tell me now tell me now tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it.
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you.
It takes me all the way.
I want you to stay
It's not much of a life you're livingIt's not just something you take – it's given
Round and around and around and around we go
Oh now tell me now tell me now tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it.
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you.
It takes me all the way.I want you to stay.
Oh the reason I hold on
Oh cause I need this hole gone
Funny you're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving
Cause when you never see the light it's hard to know which one of us is caving
Not really sure how to feel about it.
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you.
It takes me all the way.I want you to stay, stay.
I want you to stay, oh

Minggu, 07 April 2013

THE REASON WHY I CAN'T LEAVE MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT



Hai, kenalin.
Gue adalah seseorang yang coba buat move on dari facebook tapi gagal.

dan alasannya adalah :

1. FACEBOOK BUAT GUE UDAH KAYA KELUARGA KE DUA

Bukan kaya sih, emang kenyataan :')
Gue punya banyak keluarga baru :') Punya banyak pelajaran berharga dari mereka.
Setelah gue hiatus beberapa bulan, gue baru sadar kalo ternayta gue gabisa bener bener putus hubungan dari mereka. Berhubung mereka pengen terkenal lewat blog gue yang SANGAT terkenal ini, nih.. gue sebutin satu satu :D

STAR FAMILY

LOLLA FATHIYA ELEP

Meskipun gue sama Appa (Ayah) gue ini beda kepercayaan. (gue VIP, beliau ELF) tapi, kita udah bagaikan sendal sama tai ayam. Gue sendalnya, dan appa gue tai ayamnya. HAHAHAHAHAKHHHH *keselek laron*

UMMA HYUN

Kenalin, dia emak gue. Emak yang lahir duluan sebelum emaknya dilahirkan.
Emak gue ini tergolong mahluk astral. Siluman juga sih. emak gue ini ngebet banget terkenal. gue di aniaya, di cekik, dan di nodai. dengan berat hati akhirnya gue jadiin dia bintang telenopela. ya, dia jadi peran utama. Cuplikannya bisa di lihat disini



JINNI

Dia saeng (adik) gue yang gen-nya turun langsung dari emak gue yang notaben nya adalah mahluk astral.
Bedanya, emak gue pecicilan, sedangkan dia pencilakan #EhSamaAjaYaTernyataPecicilanSamaPencilakan #HasTagKepanjangan

JAE (TANAMAN HERBAL)

Ini anak kaga lahir dari rahim Umma Hyun. Dia anak adopsi dari Ibu Hj. Temulawak Soekarno Putri yang solehah. Ibu Hj. Temulawak Soekarno Putri ini, pada suatu malam yang gelap gulita disertai hujan badai nge gendong anak nya yang berjenis klamin jantan ke rumah gue. Umma gue yang bukain pintu shock! Appa gue dibelakannya ikutan shock. Dan gue sama Jinni refleks goyang itik


*eh* *SKIP*
Dia bilang gini "Jeng hyun, ini akoh titip anak akoh yang AUTIS unyu ini. Akoh harus cari kerjaan di luar negeri biar ke 8 anak akoh yang lain bisa makan. aku lagi seret duit jeng hyun" *dengan mata nanar disertai kejang kejang*
Umma gue yang spechless dengan berat hati menerima nasib anak dari ibu Hj. Temulawak Soekarno Putri
Dan ke esokan harinya, rumah kami mirip sekali dengan panti asuhan. Dan otomatis, keluarga kecil kami yang masuk nominasi "KELUARGA SUKSES KB" GAGAAL!!


ANAK ANAK GUE SAMA TABI


ATHIKA
(Gadis yang kesepian)



CEBONG
(Gadis penderita Mezophiliphobia / Phobia berhenti ngupil)


ANAK TIRI

GLORIA
(Gadis kloningan dari Eli Jongos)


ADIK ADIK IPAR

DITA

TONI

REZA


2. FACEBOOK TEMPAT NONGKRONG MAHLUK MAHLUK ABSURD DI DUNIA NYATA

Satu hal lagi yang bikin gue gak bisa lepas dari tai Mark Zuckerberg ini
Guru-guru PPL, Temen sekelas, Temen Smp, dan temen nongkrong dirumah..MEREKA GAPTEK GAPUNYA TWITTER
Kalo gue bilang gini "Follow twitter gue yah, @SAFIRAHAHAHA
Mereka jawab "Akoh Gapunya Twitter" "Aku gabisa twitteran" dan sebagainya.
Kalo gue deactiv akun fesbuk, ntar mereka galau? ntar mereka kesepian? Gimana?! #SilakanMuntah

Okay, sekali lagi, gue gabisa lost contact sama kaliaaan

GURU-GURU PPL 

(Dua-Duanya pake Profil Pict Weeding ^^)

1. Bu Mel 


2. Bu Silvi 

TEMEN SE-KELAS 

1. PUTRI
2. RAHMA
3. APRIS
4. RENI
5. RIKA
5. DAN LAIN LAIN YANG NGAK KESEBUT NAMANYA ^^

 TEMEN DI SEPULUH-5

1. NILNA
2. RIZKY
3. AZIZ
4. IRMA
5. WILDAN
6. DEWI
7. IRVA
8. KHUSNUL
9. DAN LAIN LAIN YANG NGAK KESEBUT NAMANYA ^^

NB : TULISAN WARNA BIRU BISA DI KLIK DAN AKAN LANGSUNG MASUK KE FB ACCOUNT KALIAAN

Makin kebawah makin kehabisan kata-kata hina-an 
Muehhehe Posting ini cuma buat sekedar isi-isi blog aja. Buat seru seru an.
Yang merasa kurang berkenan atau namanya merasa dilecehkan, silahkan komplain ke acc Twitter pribadi @SAFIRAHAHAHA 
Jeongmal mianhe~

and

BYE~~



Selasa, 19 Februari 2013

If You Could See Me Now

Oh if you could see me now
Oh if you could see me now

It was February 14 Valentines Day
The roses came but they took you away
Tattooed on my arm is a charm to disarm all the harm
Gotta keep myself calm but the truth is you're gone
And I'll never get to show you these songs
Dad you should see the tours that I'm on
I see you standing there next to Mom
Both singing along, yeah arm in arm
And there are days when I'm losing my faith
Because the man wasn't good he was great
He'd say "Music was the home for your pain"
And explained I was young, he would say
Take that rage, put it on a page
Take that page to the stage
Blow the roof off the place
I'm trying to make you proud
Do everything you did
I hope you're up there with God saying "That's my kid!"

I still look for your face in the crowd
Oh if you could see me now
Oh if you could see me now
Would you stand in disgrace or take a bow
Oh if you could see me now 
Oh if you could see me now

Oh if you could see me now

If you could see me now would you recognize me?
Would you pat me on the back or would you criticize me?
Would you follow every line on my tear-stained face
Put your hand on my heart that was cold
As the day you were taken away
I know it's been a while but I can see you clear as day
Right now, I wish I could hear you say
I drink too much, and I smoke too much dutch
But if you can't see me now that shit's a must
You used to say I wont know a wind until it crossed me
Like I wont know real love 'til I've loved and I've lost it
So if you lost a sister, someone's lost a mom
And if you lost a dad then someone's lost a son
And they're all missing out, yeah they're all missing out
So if you get a second to look down on me now
Mom, Dad I'm just missing you now

I still look for your face in the crowd
Oh if you could see me now 
Oh if you could see me now
Would you stand in disgrace or take a bow
Oh if you could see me now 
Oh if you could see me now

Oh, oh
Would you call me a saint or a sinner?
Would you love me a loser or winner?
Oh, oh
When I see my face in the mirror
We look so alike that it makes me shiver

I still look for your face in the crowd
Oh if you could see me now 
Oh if you could see me now
Would you stand in disgrace or take a bow
Oh if you could see me now 
Oh if you could see me now
Yeah I'm just missing you now

I still look for your face in the crowd
Oh if you could see me now
Oh if you could see me now
Would you stand in disgrace or take a bow
Oh if you could see me now 
Oh if you could see me now

If you could see, you could see me now
If you could see, you could see me now

Six Degrees Of Separation




You’ve read the books,
You’ve watched the shows,
What’s the best way no one knows, yeah,
Meditate, get hypnotized.
Anything to take from your mind.
But it won’t go
You’re doing all these things out of desperation,
Ohhhohhh,
You’re going through six degrees of separation.

You hit the drink, you take a toke
Watch the past go up in smoke.
Fake a smile, yeah, lie and say that,
You’re better now than ever, and your life’s okay
When it’s not. No.
You’re doing all these things out of desperation,
Ohhhohhh,
You’re going through six degrees of separation.

First, you think the worst is a broken heart
What’s gonna kill you is the second part
And the third, Is when your world splits down the middle
And fourth, you’re gonna think that you fixed yourself
Fifth, you see them out with someone else
And the sixth, is when you admit that you may have fucked up a little

(Oh no there ain’t no help, it’s every man for himself)
(No no there ain’t no help, it’s every man for himself)

You tell your friends, yeah, strangers too,
Anyone who’ll throw an arm around you, yeah
Tarot cards
Gems and stones,
Believing all that shit is gonna heal your soul.
Well it’s not, no, wohhhh

You’re only doing things out of desperation,
Ohhhohhh,
You’re goin’ through six degrees of separation.

First, you think the worst is a broken heart
What’s gonna kill you is the second part
And the third, Is when your world splits down the middle
And fourth, you’re gonna think that you fixed yourself
Fifth, you see them out with someone else
And the sixth, is when you admit that you may have fucked up a little

No there’s no starting over,
Without finding closure, you’d take them back,
No hesitation,
That’s when you know you’ve reached the sixth degree of separation

No there’s no starting over,
Without finding closure, you’d take them back,
No hesitation,
That’s when you know you’ve reached the sixth degree of separation

First, you think the worst is a broken heart
What’s gonna kill you is the second part
And the third, Is when your world splits down the middle
And fourth, you’re gonna think that you fixed yourself
Fifth, you see them out with someone else
And the sixth, is when you admit that you may have fucked up a little

Rabu, 13 Februari 2013

Jet - Look What You've Done

Take my photo off the wall 
if it just wont sing for you. 
Coz' all thats left has gone away 
and theres nothing there for you to prove. 


Oh, look what you've done 
you've made a fool of everyone. 
Oh, well, it seems like such fun 
until you lose what you have won. 


Give me back me point view 
coz' i just cant think for you. 
I can hardly hear you say 
what should i do? 
Well, you choose 


take my photo off the wall 
if it just wont sing for you. 
Coz' all thats left has gone away 
and there nothing there for you to do.

Lafadz - Lafadz Ijab Qabul


  • Lafadz wali menikahkan putri sendiri 

يَا …….اَنْكَحْتُكَ وَزَوَّجْتُكَ مَحْبُوْبَتَكَ ………بِنْتِى (dibaca panjang) بِمَهْرِ ………حَالاً 


  • Lafadz wali menikahkan dengan diwakilkan 

يَا …….اَنْكَحْتُكَ وَزَوَّجْتُكَ مَحْبُوْبَتَكَ ………بِنْتِ ……… بِمَهْرِ ………حَالاً 

Ya …Saya nikahkan anda dengan putri saya yang bernama ……dengan mahar …….. dibayar TUNAI.

Lafadz untuk mempelai putra (Mahar disebutkan lagi setelah disebutkan oleh wali/penghulu)

قَبِلْتُ نِكَاحَهَا وَتَزْوِيْـجَهَا بِمَهْرِ ……….. وَاَدَوَاةِ الصَّلاَةِ لِنَفْسِى حَالًا 

Saya terima nikahnya putri bapak yang bernama ... dengan mahar ... dibayar TUNAI.

Lafadz untuk mempelai putra (Mahar tidak disebutkan lagi setelah disebutkan oleh wali/penghulu )

قَبِلْتُ نِكَاحَهَا وَتَزْوِيْـجَهَا بِالمَهْرِ الْمَذْكُوْرِ لِنَفْسِى حَالًا 

Saya terima nikahnya … dengan mahar sebagaimana disebutkan tadi untuk DIRI SAYAdibayar tunai.

4 Ayat yang berkaitan dengan Ahlaq Terpuji



وَ اسْتَعِيْنُوْا بِالصَّبْرِ وَ الصَّلاَةِ وَ إِنَّهَا لَكَبِيْرَةٌ إِلاَّ عَلَى الْخَاشِعِيْن 



QS. Al-Baqarah [2] : ayat 45
[2:45] Jadikanlah sabar dan shalat sebagai penolongmu. Dan sesungguhnya yang demikian itu sungguh berat, kecuali bagi orang-orang yang khusyu’.


يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُواْ اسْتَعِينُواْ بِالصَّبْرِ وَالصَّلاَةِ إِنَّ اللّهَ مَعَ الصَّابِرِينَ

QS. Al-Baqarah [2] : ayat 153
[2:153] Hai orang-orang yang beriman, jadikanlah sabar dan shalat sebagai penolongmu, sesungguhnya Allah beserta orang-orang yang sabar.


الَّذِينَ يُنْفِقُونَ فِي السَّرَّاءِ وَالضَّرَّاءِ وَالْكَاظِمِينَ الْغَيْظَ وَالْعَافِينَ عَنِ النَّاسِ وَاللَّهُ يُحِبُّ 

الْمُحْسِنِينَ
QS. Aali ‘Imran (Ali ‘Imran) [3] : ayat 134
[3:134] (yaitu) orang-orang yang menafkahkan (hartanya), baik di waktu lapang maupun sempit, dan orang-orang yang menahan amarahnya dan memaafkan (kesalahan) orang. Allah menyukai orang-orang yang berbuat kebajikan.

وَإِنْ عَاقَبْتُمْ فَعَاقِبُوا بِمِثْلِ مَا عُوقِبْتُمْ بِهِ ۖ وَلَئِنْ صَبَرْتُمْ لَهُوَ خَيْرٌ لِلصَّابِرِينَ

QS. An-Nahl [16] : ayat 126
[16:126] Dan jika kamu memberikan balasan, maka balaslah dengan balasan yang sama dengan siksaan yang ditimpakan kepadamu. Akan tetapi jika kamu bersabar, sesungguhnya itulah yang lebih baik bagi orang-orang yang sabar.